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Name: Kristen
Country: United States
State: Indiana
Birthday: 4/23/1981
Gender: Female


Interests: Friends, family, and first and foremost my relationship with my Lord. I love doing all sorts of things--such as traveling, snow skiing, water skiing, rollerblading, cooking, singing, dancing and watching ballet, watching sappy and scary movies, swinging on a swingset, cuddling, and yeah...Calculus. Being with other people is definitely so very fun, but loving them is just plain wonderful.
Expertise: Some would claim cooking and Calculus, but that would mean that I don't have a lot to learn in either of these areas, which just isn't true--there's ALWAYS more to learn!
Occupation: Education/training


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Member Since: 8/9/2004

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Friday, December 09, 2005

No school for me!   The tradition of making cinnamon rolls for all who want to come get them continues for days I do not have school!  It started snowing yesterday at 2:30 and didn't quit until after midnight last night.  Yet, at 8, when there were already 4 inches on the ground, I decided to drive to the grocery store...I can't very well make cinnamon rolls without butter!  This morning I woke up at 6:30 and continued the process I started last night that takes forever.  They were supposed to rise in the frig overnight...they didn't....at least, not like they're supposed to.  So then I spent about an hour coaxing and pep-talking the stupid ball of dough trying to get it to rise!  I think it was mad at me for putting it in the cold refrigerator.  Oh well...bread and I don't usually get along anyway...it wants to rise in its own time and no matter how I do it, it never gets done exactly when I want it done....it's either too early or way late!  Anyhow!  This doesn't even begin to compare to the adventures of Thanksgiving morning, which I realized I never did post about. 
So I woke up Thanksgiving morning to 0 of the 12 inches of snow predicted by the rarely-correct weathermen here in Indiana.  Instead, there were gusts of wind reaching 35 mph.  This deterred my family from coming to my house, causing me to need to go to Wooster for the weekend.  This would not have been a problem had I not already started 3 turkey breasts in the crock pots, assembling 3 pies, and mixing up a batch of rolls.  So, instead of doing what any normal person would do by either waiting until the turkeys finished or throwing them out or finding somewhere to donate them, I decided to take them with me!  So I ran to Wal-Mart and bought a contraption that changes my lighter into an electrical outlet.  Perfect!  I'll plug the crockpots in and let them cook on my 4 hour drive home!  Lol...good thing my friends and family have generally learned to simply laugh when I get these hair-brained solutions to bumps in the road of life.  I headed to Wooster with a car loaded with 3 turkeys, stuffing coming out my ears, rolls, a frozen dessert, jell-o, 3 pies, jam, and gravy.  I dropped off two of the crockpots in Fort Wayne at my friend Kristen's parents' house and met Kristen in Lima, where I gave her the third, after it blew the fuse in my lighter.    I laughed.  I laughed a lot.  You have to when stuff like that happens!  I knew I'd never hear the end of it from those who know me best.  Oh the adventures of cooking with me!    I arrived at my parents' house at 5 and we ate at 6.  Never a dull moment!  The rest of the evening and weekend were pretty relaxing and filled with lots of family time and some friend time--wonderful!  So yes, I'd do it all over again.  After all, if I had done it any other way, I may have been bored...or simply laughed less...neither of which would have been good!  And it'll make a fun story to tell for years to come.  And  somewhere along the way, dad could probably use it as a sermon illustration.   
I know I posted this kinda close to my last one, but it is also worth reading, just for the laugh-factor.    Enjoy your lives! 


Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Charlanne wrote this poem describing Sunday's events.  We can always say this:  Things are never dull when I'm involved.  For those who haven't heard, we had a 19 person, sit-down, formal dinner party at our house.  I woke up Sunday morning after catching a burner on fire and having hot fudge explode in the microwave on Saturday night in preparation for the party hoping for a better day.  However, I should've known it would be endurance-testing when my phone snapped in half as I turned off my alarm to get up for church!  So I was still shocked, yet not totally based on how the day had started, when I came home at 1:30 to my roommates sitting in the kitchen saying "we left you several messages, but then remembered you being without a phone...we have a small crisis...our hot water heater exploded, flooded the basement and we have no hot water."    Oh how interesting it was; we definitely weren't bored!  How true this poem is written by dearest Charlanne!    ENJOY this literary genius! 

Twas the Day of Our Party
(aka How Aubrey, Charlanne, Kristen, and Missy got their groove back)

Twas the day of our party and all through the house

Only kitties were stirring, not really a mouse

Returning from church and last minute errands

Were keeping us busy with our separate demands

When up from the basement arose such a clatter

Aubrey and Missy went down to see what was the matter

What they found there, the most disturbing of sights

The hot water heater flowing, it gave them a fright

They moved boxes and lights, trying to stop up the water

Then the landlord arrived to assess the disaster

“The hot water’s turned off.” “But we have dishes to clean!”

Our party hung in the balance without Kristen on scene

When she arrived home, options floated about

For it would not be a party if some things were without

After hemming and hawing and milling around

We devised such a plan for the party to abound

We’d go on with the show using paper and plastic

Even in formal wear, we could make it fantastic

We divided and conquered and banded together

Now nothing could stop us, not even the weather

Décor and cooking without a moment to lose

Thank God for adrenaline cuz I needed a snooze

And so it did happen that within just three hours

The house was transformed with combined flexing powers

As all guests arrived, there was laughter and fun

Had we not told them, none would guess how we’d run

There were stories and pictures and more food than you’d think

I was quite excited myself about sparkling grape juice to drink

With the last morsel chewed and the final drop drunk

After very quick cleaning in our sofas we sunk

We had proved once again that many hands make light work

Thinking less about how dank water in our basement might lurk

We exchanged roommate presents with a wink and a smile

Thinking of the would-be party we had planned all the while

It was no twist of fate our hot water broke down

For our attitudes prior were making us frown

I’m so glad our hearts had turned towards the light
To bring joy to us all and to all a good night!


Saturday, November 12, 2005

Only me.  (Ok, so maybe my mom, too...)  But definitely only my car!  Tonight I baked two pies for the people in my small group.  Good thing too...although this was certainly not my intent when I took them...everyone needed some extra strength.  And by now in only these few sentences, those that know and love me and my dear car are going...."OH NO....we've mentioned the car and extra strength needed."  Yes, I was leaving the Egli's through the yard as I had heard others talk about doing before since my car was blocked in from behind.  However, those who had done this previously failed to mention the large ditch that exists right before entering onto the road.  Yes, I drove my car onto the hill of this ditch, wedging the front bumper into the grass and lifting the front-wheel-drive wheels just slightly off of the ground enough to where they could not only not move the car forward, but they couldn't move the car backward!  There my car was....stuck....  Fun times had by all involved.  I laughed.  I laughed some more.  What else could I do but laugh?  You have to laugh when things like this happen...if not you'll get gray hair and more wrinkles than life is worth.  So everyone else leaving at the same time quickly noticed what was going on as soon as I got out of my car and after some attempts at other muscle-requiring things...more muscle than we apparently had....we swung the back end of the car around enough so one of the guys could PROPERLY drive it up onto the road for me.  THANK YOU AGAIN to all of you who helped me tonight!!!  Laugh.  Smile.  Thank the Lord for friends so close that they'll move cars for you!  Then thank God as I did that at least there wasn't any damage to the car...which for my car, "the death trap" as my friends affectionately call it, is a small miracle.  Off to bed for me!    Oh and in all the excitement, I left my thinline Bible at the Egli's.  Oh well, I'll get it later and just use my other one for awhile. 


Friday, November 04, 2005

So today while walking from lunch back to my classroom, I randomly remembered the oddest thing anyone ever said to me.  The scenario went something like this...

I was a senior in high school working at Provident Bookstore as a sales associate.  An older lady came in and while I was ringing out her things, she says to me, "You have a twin."  .....  (Now just pause for a second and think about how you would feel if someone told YOU you had a twin!  Every ridiculous, unbidden thought going through your mind all at once like a twin separated at birth that was this huge secret or worse and weirder...use your imagination.)  I thought about ignoring it, but my curiosity got the better of me.  I kind of raised my eyebrow and calmly said, "huh??"  She said again and added, "You have a twin; she's about 50 years older than you, but she is your twin."  By now, I was totally befuddled and I guess it showed on my face.  One of us was obviously confused about the definition of "twin" if nothing else.  I simplified all the responses I was thinking.  "What??"  She then explained that "Oh you don't look alike or anything, but you have the exact same mannerisms.  Exactly the same."   

I've never met this twin of which she spoke, and I would probably not agree if I did, but it was definitely a weird experience...which I had completely forgotten about until now! 

Anyway, that's all for now. 


Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I'm having one of my "I don't know if teaching is what I want to do for the rest of my life, next year, or even tomorrow" days.  I'm just not convinced.  I don't know where He will lead, but I know that getting out of a contract is definitely NOT what He would want.  I am here for the rest of this year and I still love my students.  I'm just not sure I love teaching.  We'll see.  We'll pray. 

On a different note, I haven't seen Matt in three weeks and I can count on half of one hand the number of times I've even talked to him.  The talks have been good, but still.  I miss him just like I would miss any friend after not seeing them for weeks at a time.  With not going to the Pals' Bible study anymore, it poses a new problem of not knowing when I will see those people, too.  I miss my friend Ryan.  I've talked to Charlanne and Missy a little about it and a possible solution being to have him over for dinner on some Tuesdays, since he normally comes over at 7 and I am meeting with Nancy by then.  I also miss my friend Mary Beth, but I see her sporatically and we've gone through drought seasons before where we don't get to see or talk to each other.  I still miss her, though.  Having the prospect of my friend Kristen coming this weekend and noticing how much I am looking forward to her being here has brought to my attention how much I miss seeing and talking to her.  Contrary to all of these people I miss, I feel like I have seen my roommates Charlanne, Missy, and Aubrey more in the last three weeks than in the past few months.  This is a good thing of which I could stand much more!!  I love them!  Lord willing, we will find an orchard and go pick up some pumpkins to carve and apples to use in cooking things!  Our house will hopefully smell like fall ALL DAY on Saturday!  I'm very excited about this.  Dearest Missy has adorably, formally invited us to a dinner party of the four of us in our dining room.  I got the invitation last night and SMILED (as I ate two of the pieces of chocolate included in the invitation.)   

My friends, I suppose I must get back to work now.  Homecoming week is not nearly as crazy as I anticipated, but it is fun being involved.  I hope each of you is having a wonderful week and hope to see each of you again soon!!  Know that I am praying for each of you as God brings you to my mind. 



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